Saturday, August 8, 2009
Yardwork and other boring stuff.
Ah, the pictures...we used to live outside of Madera, all one acre or more parcels. Our property and our neighbors was two acres or more. When we first built our house we had no neighbors behind us, and there still are no neighbors back there, that land is owned by a water district and will not be built on. We had no neighbors for four lots to the east, much more than for to the west and a few empty lots to the north. Our two closest neighbors to the west, four lots away told Brandi that they had bought binoculars. Why did they do that?
Simple. My wife did yard work. She started by doing it in shorts or cut-offs and a t-shirt. Then a swimsuit top and cut-offs, then no top and at last naked. The two old goats, both married the closest one four empty lots away would keep an eye or two her. When she was wearing shorts or a pair of cut-offs and a top (including a few mesh tops she had) they would stop by for iced tea or coffee and at times would help her with projects. If she was topless or naked they would not stop by...I assume just drag out the binoculars and enjoy the view while hoping not to get caught by their own wives.
Killing a little time today, working on putting a sink in the other bathroom, not the master suite one. Have a few other projects going but wanted to look around the net while Brandi was still at work. Also will work on the story about first time we had a mfm.
Looking through old TMI questions, might answer the more interesting ones.
1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Yes Same-sex or mixed? Same sex
2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Most of the time I keep stimulating myself. Or? Most of the time I don't orgasm, I like to bring myself to the edge and keep myself there and then back off.
3. Have you ever videoed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Yes Where are they now? No idea.
4. Have you ever look at porn online? Yes Have you ever posted at porn online? Yes
5. Do you send/receive dirty email jokes and pictures? Yes
Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't? Yes, a few one night stands. Felt I had no reason to hurt their feelings.